I know. It was a joke. Pigeons are quite the opposite of crows.

Well, they don't call them "bird brains" because they're intelligent.

When he started with the "You have sex with your mom" cliches, I started to wonder who let their ten year old stay up past his bedtime.

I'm so paranoid with my cars that I don't even like to use valets...and it's just a $30,000 Volkswagen. I'd never let someone out of my sight with the keys...especially if it's a hoontastic Ferrari.

Nope, you're not alone. The new IS is hideous. 5/10 would be a more appropriate score.

I saw it in person at the LA Auto Show. It is no less hideous. The interior, however, is once of the best you can get today.

I'm in total agreement with you. Honestly for the most part, San Diego drivers are a pretty sedate bunch.